Maison et Confort

Not that this blog is going to turn into an endless series of posts mocking catalogue tat, but I found this one lying around, inexplicably abandoned in a bookshop the other day, so I had to pick it up. Pictures can be clicked to view large on flickr.

Erik and sgazzetti – you’ll both be receiving a set of these next Christmas:

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Below: “The friends of Nature know that all trees have a soul. But now they also have a face! The separate elements are in synthetic stone; the eyes shine at night.”

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Below, extract: “Simply plant the character in a hedge or behind a barrier with the aid of the large metal bar, and observe the magic effect he has on passers-by. He’ll put even the grumpiest people in a good mood!”

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And finally, in the bathroom section of the catalogue…

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 I love her pose and expression. Does she think it’s a telephone, or is she just cuddling it?

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16 thoughts on “Maison et Confort

  1. rasman1978 March 28, 2008 / 2:04 pm

    “Observe the magic effect he has on passers-by”, indeed!

    That photo of the shiny balls is pretty impressive. As we all know it’s hard to not get the camera in a shot like that. It must have been done with a strong telephoto lens hidden in the bushes back there. Probably some Photoshopping helped, too.

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  2. simonlitton March 28, 2008 / 2:07 pm

    Judging by other elements of the shot, I don’t think it was that long a lens. Certainly not enough for the photographer to be hidden in those bushes. I think Mr Knoll’s software may indeed have been used.

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  3. V-Grrrl March 28, 2008 / 5:22 pm

    Forcing myself not to comment on the woman and her red, red lipstick and “relaxation” device. Oh no–I’m not going there…

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  4. sgazzetti March 28, 2008 / 6:01 pm

    “He’ll put even the grumpiest people in a good mood!”

    I want to put this assertion to the test immediately. Get one of these in the mail to Arlington, Virginia right away.

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  5. jane March 28, 2008 / 6:06 pm

    This just in from Arlington, Virginia: NO THANK YOU.

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  6. Peter March 30, 2008 / 1:16 pm

    LOL Simon, that’s the way some more conservative Belgian postorder companies sell their vibrators: as a “relaxation device” 😉

    My neigbour reads the same catalogue and actually buys much of those wondrous inventions that serve no purpose: just owning them seems to satisfy her.

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  7. birdandpickle March 31, 2008 / 3:53 pm

    “Relaxation device” is really quite honest.

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  8. Peter March 31, 2008 / 7:19 pm

    Indeed birdandpickle, although in all honesty I often wonder why some of my female neighbors make that much noise when ‘relaxing’ 😛

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  9. Karen MEG (Pomtini) April 2, 2008 / 5:01 am

    Don’t all women prefer a good cuddle anyway LOL!

    That tree gives me the creeps!

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  10. Emily April 5, 2008 / 7:00 am

    I shudder at the beige ridged super deluxe vibromasseur–and not in a good way.

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  11. Bert van Oijen May 5, 2008 / 1:37 pm

    Good morning,

    A client off mine has haerd that there was an article of TrapArt in Maison et Comfort.
    Is is an article about staircases.
    Can you sent me a copy off that article plaese.
    Mij name is mr N.P.C. van Oijen
    Biesteweg 12
    3849 RD Hierden
    Netherlands.

    Thank you for you help.

    With best regards

    N.P.C. van Oijen

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  12. Norm August 14, 2008 / 3:21 pm

    A relaxation device? If that’s what it’s called then I was born with one on the end of each arm, formerly known as hands…

    I have also added this to my mental list of masturbation euphamisms and it lands itself firmly in the top five! Still, it hasn’t knocked “Wanking Spanners” off Number 1 spot yet…

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  13. Laura November 4, 2009 / 11:40 am

    More tat??? Wow! All I ever get sent is the Lidl catalogue.

    This time I would choose tree face and Papi Schmidt.

    Is that a paddle next to the lady with the relaxed jaw?

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      • Laura November 4, 2009 / 11:55 am

        Brilliant. No wonder she looks so happy.

        I assume the picture of a corpse underneath the paddle is a warning of what could happen if you spank too hard.

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