Easy Life

The Easy Life catalogue which fell out of my Sunday newspaper this week may not have been quite as wacky a collection of nonsense as Skymall or Maison et Confort, but it contained at least two amusingly silly products.

First up, vapour cigarettes:

 

How many times do you think you’d be able to blow “realistic” vapour “smoke” at people in a public place, while insisting that it wasn’t really smoke and was perfectly safe, before you grew tired of the endless confusion and aggravation and just went outside to smoke a real one?

Secondly, the hearing aid disguied as an “expensive” Bluetooth headset:

Personally I’d rather be seen wearing a traditional hearing aid than be mistaken for the kind of person who walks around with one of these plugged in 24 hours a day.